Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.
1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)
2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)
3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)
2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)
3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde
by Bannn August 20, 2008
Get the Manger de la marde mug.The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."
"What did you do?"
"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
"What did you do?"
"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
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Get the poop manger mug.A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
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Get the mander mug.noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.
"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."
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Get the mangerines mug.The act of becoming absolutely useless at work. Usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. The body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. The spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with Zombie like tendencies.
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Get the Manderscheiding mug.A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
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