Twisted Mantis Spring 

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.

I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring

Twisted Mantis Spring by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014

The Mantis

Impractical way to jerk somebody off

Nigga she jerked me off with the Mantis

The Mantis by Keeltor jesus June 16, 2018

Guatemalan Praying Mantis

Identification: Guatemalan Mantises (guat mantids) are among the nastiest hood rats found in the general population. Adults range from 5 to 6 ft long, are dark, & usually brown, or yellowish (jaundice-drug or alcohol use). The females have big boobs & big front arms consisting of long jagged nails to attack sexual competition & random hoes. The male tends to be tatted, drunk & high on drugs. The vernacular/tone of this mantis consists of yelling & belligerence. Their large heads can rotate about 180 degrees & have large, bulging eyes. The term “Praying” comes from a common occurrence of vomiting on the weekends.

Lookalikes: Guat Mantids are not distinctive & can be confused with other mantids such as the Mexican & Puerto Rican variety. But the Guat genus is far more lazy, violent & volatile than it’s Mexican cousin, relating closer to its Puerto Rican relative.

Life Cycle: The Guat genus does not typically live a long life. The males succumb to gang violence, drug overdoses, & domestic abuse. The female tends to live longer than the male. It drains the lifeblood, bank accounts & credit cards of its mate slowly, & instead of decapitating it’s mate like other mantises, it’s aggressive & confrontational to the rest of the mantis population, further alienating its mate.

Habitat: Unfortunately, infestations of Guat Mantids are found throughout N. America, but you can primarily find them at terrible bars, clubs, & the streets. They lurk in the shadows waiting for prey to arrive.

Heard your friend George married a Guatemalan Praying Mantis. I hope he’s ready for a life of misery, craziness and isolation.

Guatemalan Praying Mantis by bertrando1 May 23, 2023

Praying Mantis 

Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.

I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!

Praying Mantis by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

Chinese Crying Mantis 

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.

Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!

Chinese Crying Mantis by Will and jjj August 19, 2008

the mantis

A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.

Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.

the mantis by P Dickgod April 15, 2008

preying mantis 

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).

Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.

preying mantis by Brad Lee. Bad, rad -- Brad! June 11, 2006