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Masterbate

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .
by Master in arms March 14, 2018
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Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018
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smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.
Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.
by scagneti September 25, 2006
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maaterbate

I just maaterbateed today
by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022
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Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.
William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!
by williampoop23 March 29, 2009
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String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
by oooyiurs June 22, 2010
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boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.
I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!
by blake allen June 24, 2008
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