Merle

A woman who puts everyone's happiness before herself.
Caring, Generous, Rude sense of humor.

"who is doing the dishes ?" "Merle is doing the dishes".

by QuietlyCraving February 13, 2010

merlman

A person who acts negatively towards the norm in relation to their friends plans. Generally considered to be a kind of negative nelly.

Adam, how about you stop being a merlman? Why so merlz today adam?

by DKOOP April 11, 2013

merlique

A handsome, sexy and tall person. They have a high IQ level but when it comes to test/exams they would most likely fail, If they try to solve a puzzle on their own then they would most likely solve it in 5-10 minutes

Merlique is a cute guy but dumb however he/she has a high level of thinking/ intelligence

by Silent.2sky November 24, 2021

merlax

Merlax- A boy of the sport of lacross. Lacking in the height area, and could be confused with a middle schooler due to the lack of maturity, facial hair, and pure athleticism. Usually can be found carrying a large stick to try make up for the lack of manliness. ALL are cocky for no apparent reason; lack of locker room, scholarships, lounge, and full-sized field.

Yo, LJ check out that dude.. He’s trying to pick up that 5/10.
No way that merlax can get a 5.

by antiLAX October 11, 2010

Merlock

A cross between a merman and wizard/warlock. Usually has irish roots; there for, typically a ginger. Skills include, having great taste in music and crafting a meanly fantastic artisan pizza.

Merlock and the Sea Doofs played a killer show at the knitting factory tonight. I love their style of rock.

by O.G. dosado September 30, 2018

Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013