A pose/action where someone stands with one foot on the ground and the other on an object (boulder, bench etc.)with their arm resting on their thigh. Various forms of the McCardle include the Thinking McCardle and the Inverted McCardle.
by CondoHoTondo July 18, 2011
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A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.
by Mebegebo August 31, 2012
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mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
mak-tard –noun
1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".
Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >
—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb
—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
by dervishZ April 26, 2011
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You fucking motard!!!
by DT February 22, 2005
Get the motard mug.1.Intergalatic Space faring race of Mental defectives, from the Planet Motardia. Greedy, opinionated, cowardy, and with an IQ never exceeding 98.5 They are so stupid in fact; that they muct bluntly strike their own foreheads to jump start their brains. Which are in purpetual park mode. When a hardy MEEP MEEP! is heard you know a fucking motard is nearby. 2. Brain Dead. IE See Republican party.
by Max Headrom December 18, 2003
Get the Fucking Motard mug.I'm sorry Jimmy, you're only mildly autistic. Bobby has Downs' syndrome, and we at Hooters have a strict policy of seating customers in order of their mental impairment. See, the sign says "Motards will be served before Retards." Sorry, Jimmy. Stop drooling, Bobby.
by Der Kaiser December 27, 2004
Get the motard mug.A combination of a moron and a retard. A person who is equal parts stupid and mentally deficient. A person of low ability and low intelligence.
JD is a motard for riding his moped in the rain.
That was one of the most motarded things i have ever seen.
That was one of the most motarded things i have ever seen.
by John Benefield February 4, 2009
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