Martine

Noun- To be a Martine you must be absolutely Shmexay, number-one hottie of your school, help the compaign of bringing sexy back, sexy, beautiful, funny, hot, scorching, and of course be modest, the total opposite of being autumn

Autmn: Rarrr (schmexily) that girl over there is so sexy

Nick: I know she is so Martine

by Insane Waffle December 3, 2006

Emilio Martinez

Is one of the Martinez Twins.

He is the older one of them both. He has a brother called Ivan. Once, his brother told him that he was losing talent so he drove six hours away to wrap his brother's car pink like a Barbie car. He can be very funny but, adorable at the same time. If you ever see him text in a group chat on Instagram, you'll probably miss it. Surprisingly, he has more followers on Instagram than Ivan. Like how is that possible there twins?

"Emilio just made me pregnant."
"He is such a cute lil' bean!"

If you ever find out who wrote this, I'm on instagram :)

Emilio Martinez is so cute!
Emilio Martinez is my dad.

by TREE GANG :) July 13, 2019

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez is an American singer and songwriter. Born in Astoria, Queens, and raised in Baldwin, New York, she subsequently rose to prominence in 2012 after appearing on the American television vocal talent show The Voice. Following the show, she released her debut single titled. Here are some of of her songs.
"Cry Baby:
Cry Baby
Dollhouse
Sippy Cup
Carousel
Alphabet Boy
Soap
Training Wheels
Pity Party
Tag, You're It
Milk And Cookies
Pacify Her
Mrs. Potato Head
Mad Hatter
"K-12"
Wheels On The Bus
Class Fight
The Principal
Show & Tell
Nurse's Office
Drama Club
Strawberry Shortcake
Lunchbox Friends
Orange Juice
Detention
Teacher's Pet
Highschool Sweethearts
Recess

Single: Piggyback

Wow! Melanie Martinez made a comeback. Billie Eilish who??

by Lunchbox Friends September 9, 2019

Marooned

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.

Sorry I was late, i got marooned.

by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

melanie martinez

a god.

as ariana grande stated “melanie martinez is a woman”

by aestheticheadache July 12, 2019

Sticky Martinez

When a girl beats you off with two hands, because your cock is just that fucking huge.

Miguels didn't really know what he was doing the first time he masturbated, so he gave himself a Sticky Martinez

by person567 December 20, 2008

Markone

Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.

Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.

Person 1: "Is that guy sticking his penis in an exhaust pipe??"
Person 2: "Oh it's a Markone"

by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023