lurker

A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:
-They don't know what to say
-They are pretending to have friends
-They are trying to scare you
-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.

by 120000417 July 28, 2006

lurkers

People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.

Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"

by Aaron Chapman November 1, 2007

Lonker North

A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.

Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.

by Mracket Pollard July 25, 2006

lurker

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.

by Light Joker August 28, 2005

Lurker

A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.

Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny

by cooolkids! June 12, 2009

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

Lunder

When a "lighting" and "thunder" occur at the exact same moment. Creating a fusion on both words.

What was that? Was it a lighting or what is a thunder? Oh it was a lunder.

by marcolalala June 19, 2014