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Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by JonnoR August 14, 2012
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Logan Lerman

DAYUM DAT BITCH HAWT.

As well as being rather attractive...more than rather...very attractive.

ANYWAY

Logan is also a very talented actor and has been that way from a young age; I can't actually think of one bad performance he has given. I mean, I can think of a bad movie (not naming any names....gamer) but it wasn't his performance that made it bad, it was just a shite movie.
Seriously, don't watch it. Unless you like tits and blood and nonsensical plot lines. Everything else he's been in is great though.
Logan was born on January 19th 1992, and attended Beverly Hills High School, and there's talk of him going to NYU.
Friend: Why are you so obsessed with that person?

Me: Who? Logan Lerman? Well...I...errr....because he's highly talented?

Friend: So not for his face?

Me: OKAY, OKAY, HE HAS A GLORIOUS JEW FACE BUT HE'S TALENTED TOO!

Friend: That's what I thought.
by notagirlscout June 18, 2011
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Logan

Logan's are sweet, kind, and loyal. They always try to protect the ones they love and care about and would do anything for their friends. They have dreamy voices and one look from them will make your heart melt. They also have a great sense of humor and love to make the ones they love laugh. They're amazing and inventive lovers and are always sure to please their partner. A night spent with a Logan will be the best of your life, though you'll wake the next morning sore and in serious need of hydration. If you are lucky enough to have caught the interest of a Logan, be sure to hang on to them.
Logan Great Sex Lover Amazing Funny Kind
by LRWalker May 29, 2013
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combat logging

The act of logging off or otherwise closing a game during combat to avoid defeat, destruction and/or damage.

First employed during WWII when the Germans combat logged the Bismarck to avoid giving points to the British Royal Navy.
Since the day the Bismarck disappeared beneath the waves, accusations of combat logging have permeated the debate over who dealt the final blow; the British or the Germans?
by dqb8 August 15, 2018
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Logan Paul is cancerous

Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
by LeoDefines November 9, 2017
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fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!
Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!
by white nigel January 9, 2014
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Loraine

Loraine is a sweet and kind girl. Very outgoing! Some people want to be Loraine. Loraine's love so much there hearts are so big for people and there is always room for more!!
Love is Loraine
by Bella Mella February 3, 2010
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