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taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).
With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.
by EdRBr June 3, 2006
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learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.
by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006
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lesson 5 no kono tamini

just a jock learnin the ways of the golden rectangle
Gyro: Johnny, you're gonna learn lesson 5 no kono tamini mk?
Johnny: Gyro, i dont even know how to do it but sure
by 0LD0DDys April 5, 2021
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Lessons in Meme Culture

a shitty youtube channel who came out the second behind the meme fell off. he gets much more subscribers and views than behind the meme but with way less of the hate.
urban dictionary user Interenfy: Lessons in Meme Culture is pretty much the better version of behind the meme
me: no he isnt hes just as bad as behind the meme and has been making videos since he fell off!
by Thanks for the Backshots August 14, 2024
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math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
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lesson in respect

When someone disrespects you so you whoop their ass
Brat: Hey you suck you old fart
Man: It seems you need a lesson in respect boy
by DeathByFiringSquad December 3, 2022
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Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
by finnrmyman November 9, 2023
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