Leperchauns

Leperchauns are short Irish myths, They wear green suits and are predicted to have a lot of gold, but this is a miss conception. They actually come into your house at night and steal your belongings. If you turn off your phone or put it on silent, the leperchauns will be sure to take it from you. It will be very hard for you I get your phone back becaus ethe leperchauns don't compromise well. Don't turn mentally challenged and put your phone on silent, leperchauns will take it.

"Dude I lost my phone yesterday"
"Did you have it on silent?"
" Yeah cus people were texting me too much"
" Horrible mistake, the leperchauns must've taken it at night, they take everything you leave out of sight"

by A Victim of their crime April 1, 2013

leper

Shane "skinbad" Comofort,
irish form of a leper

Guy 1: that guy's arm just fell off!!!
Guy 2: maybe its shane comfort?
Guy 1: oh yeah, never mind

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who is notified he/she is losing their job and is given 60 days or so to get out--during which time their office is cleaned out, support services and admin staff discontinued and there is TOTAL avoidance by all other employees--as if they'd catch the disease!

Pfizer always puts a P before f-words: eg, Pfun, Pfuture, Pfinance, etc. Or a PF before any other word it likes. Cute that way.

"PFLEPER," though originating at Pfizer, can also be applied to any fired employee anywhere.

Have you heard about David? He's really down. Everyone's treating him like a real PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper).
And the Zoloft and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

by wyeth October 1, 2009

Leperchaun

a little green person that goes around on saint patricks day

looking for something to drink.

dude did you see that thing in the bushes i thinks its a
leperchaun

by KingdomHeartsFan98 March 28, 2010

Leperchaun Porage

When a man eats something(usually porage) out of a midgets vagina.

I ate Leperchaun Porage for dinner last night.

by Steven Goylnte March 19, 2009

lepern

A person who is a very close friend, but not a best friend. Considered better than boyfriends.

Sandie: You're my lepern!!!
Katy: You're my lepern!
Sandie: We are not best friends.
Katy: No.
Sandie: But we are better than boyfriends.
Katy: Right.

by Cackle_lamp April 6, 2009

Leper Lips

A person with extremely dry, cracked, and bloody lips.

Guy 1: Yo, did you see those crusty ass lips on that broad?

Guy 2: Yeah, that bitch got some leper lips on her.

by BDSt@n July 24, 2010