Lambert

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

Lamberto

Pretty dumb to be honest. the average lamberto has an IQ similar to a block of grapes

person 1: damn is that Lamberto
person 2: hes pretty dumb tbh

by Ella = dumb May 23, 2022

nathan lambert

a man with very bad luck, he dropped the lemon multiple times but doesn’t want to admit it
also needs to dye his hair pink

“why did that guy just get a lemon thrown at him?”
“must be nathan lambert”

by mollieh March 13, 2020

Lumberton

Let me give the REAL definition of Lumberton.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.

Dude 1- "Man I totally banged this Lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo shit is coming out of my dick."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."

by BabyParker May 19, 2011

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
Area is sometimes patrolled by cops.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up

by Jexxxica September 5, 2008

Lambert

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!

by Hags64 April 24, 2014

Lamberts

When you loan your brand new sweatshirt to a hot chick at an auto race,football game or any outdoor sporting event, and then she takes off with it.

Joe loaned his brand new, $55 Ford Mustang sweatshirt to the trophy girl during the stock car race Saturday night because it got cold. Too bad she pulled a lamberts on him.

by racersk October 6, 2008