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Labia lift

The act of when a female is in the shower with her partner and props her leg and lifts up her labia to control the urine stream to urinate on her partner
Hey Fred 2 weeks ago I peed on my wife in the shower and last night she gave me the old labia lift to piss on my leg
by Sillyscooter September 4, 2019
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Labia Moustache

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!
by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011
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labia majora

Noun: (Latin)A technical medical term to describe extremely large piss flaps. Women are rarely born with this condition. Rather, it develops over time as a direct consequence of very frequent vaginal sex - e.g. found in women that have sex 6 times a day. No prizes for guessing that prostitutes and porno stars are the largest group suffering this condition. It can be rectified by plastic surgery.
Sarah, it is not natural to be able to tie your piss flaps into a bow. You have labia majora and should see your plastic surgeon right away.
by Ian Grant November 7, 2004
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Labia Meat

Cuts of meat with an arid, shrivelled and unappealing appearance resembling the excessive protruding labia minora of an aesthetically nauseating woman's vulva. Usually inedible due to the overall connotations the meat exudes.
Own brand meat from low range supermarkets are generally responsible for marketing labia meat. For example Iceland Aldi and Lidl. Exemplary women often answerable for conjuring such heinous imagination are Rosie O Donnell and Renee Zellweger.
by Tweedles August 10, 2010
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Labia Majora

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022
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labia length skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt
by Peak district walker September 26, 2012
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labia lasso

When a woman is trying extremely hard to capture a mate by being seductive or flashing her vagina.
Gabriela tried to use her labia lasso on Steve because she wanted to take him home from the bar for sex.
by L0wGun December 4, 2015
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