noob to lube

Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.

Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.

Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!

Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.

by #falconpride May 10, 2011

Poor Man's Lube

Poor Man's Lube is when a guy spits on his hand to get his girl wet. He's too lazy to get her worked up and too cheap to actually buy real lube.

Girl...I was with this guy last night. Things seemed like they were getting hot. Then he pulled out some Poor Man's Lube. I had to dip. Ew

by thatsreallynotme February 27, 2020

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube

by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018

Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.

Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.

by nomanito December 30, 2016

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006