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Laredo

Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.

As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.

As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.

It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.

People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!

And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.

This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.
by Forgeltz December 4, 2010
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laxadasical

adj. 1. Having a relaxed attiude. 2. Not in a hurry 3. Mellow (Possibly a derivation of the word relaxed)
She approached her homework with a laxadasical attitude and she didn't finish in time to turn it in.
by annonymous- August 26, 2006
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Laredo

God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...
Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?

A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
by Paper_Chaser June 10, 2010
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are your boots laced

inquiry as to whether or not someone else understands what the hell you’re talking about
are your boots laced?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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laced weed

a marijuana that that is laced with another hard drug. laced weed will get you really high and commence an addiction towards hard drugs.
by accident a smoked some laced weed, and got super high.
by tha re3l dizzle January 29, 2009
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laxer

Used to define not just an individual who plays the sport of lacrosse, but whos personality is shaped by it, meaning he is laid back, chill, and wears: pink, polo shirts with popped collars, checkered or baggy kaki shorts, ripped jeans and flipflops or clarks. Usually has shaggy hair, exteame laxers use phrases like "Whatcha need brah" or "Shaa dudsey"
Laxer: "Sup Brah"
Baseball fag: Put your fucking collar down you faggot lacrosse player, so you think you can manage to win a regional championship this year? We'll probably win states again...
Laxer: "Whatever dude, later"
Hot chick in mini skirt: "I like your pink shirt, you wanna come over tonight my parents won't be home"
Laxer: "Thats straight..."
(laxer gets laid later that night, basball fag goes and plays with his friends penis while admiring their shiny state championship rings
by Noah H April 16, 2006
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true laxer

Stupid trend-following morons who simply play lacrosse because they think it makes them cool.
Man, that Johnny is such a true laxer! No wonder no one likes him!
by wrongo September 3, 2005
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