Skip to main content

Kevin Harvick

When you're mid-sex and you rip off her freakin' head.
God damn. I'm about to Kevin Harvick her.
by timmyhillisthegoat November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kevin Harvick mug.

Kevin Barnacle Jones

Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'
KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man
by NotGonnaLie__23 April 13, 2022
mugGet the Kevin Barnacle Jones mug.

kelvinmak

when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.
Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.
by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009
mugGet the kelvinmak mug.

kevin ton

One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.
Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
by Matt Golf March 23, 2008
mugGet the kevin ton mug.

Kelvin

Kelvin. If you look into his eyes, you can see a passion, a sincerity which has yet to be known or understood by people. He posses a beautiful soul and his outer attractiveness is a mirror reflection of just how beautiful he is on the inside. he is lighthearted and will make you laugh with a blink of your eye and before you know it he will be hugging you to say 'you're cared for'.
He is an honest person and always strives to speak his truth, what he knows to be true in his heart. He does not judge people and sees them for who they are. The inner person beneath all the layers of fear, past heart aches, negative experiences and seeks to know a person for their insides (not their organs but their true spirit :))
An extremely caring person who will cross all boundaries to protect and shield the ones he loves. he loves his family to the zenith degree and adores animals and the loyalty that they bring into his life. He is admired by friends and loved by his family dearly. He is never alone. Even when he feels he is, he is never alone.
Inside him he harbors a deep love for people and wishes to contribute to the world. he is passionate, romantic and sweet the sweetest type of sweet one can find. He adores children and will make the most loving father and the perfect partner in life. he's incredibly sexy and his lips....... he's desired by all women and is loved very deeply by one girl especially, who he means everything to.
Girl 1: girl have you had coffee with Kelvin yet?
Girl 2: ummm... no not yet Im but still... a little scared
Girl 1: courage up woman... you can't let him go, he's too special to you, i can see in your eyes he means alot to you
Girl 2: i can't help it... i love him. ever second he's on my mind. he makes me the happiest person in the world
by skittlesarepretty July 3, 2010
mugGet the Kelvin mug.

Kelvin

Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend.
Girl 1: Have you met Kelvin yet?
Girl 2: Ofc! He's so funny!
by Ayeimastranger October 17, 2020
mugGet the Kelvin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email