krystofer

Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.

Your such a Krystofer.

by Krystofer June 18, 2018

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Keystone Camp

All girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite sex.
Where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. At Keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.

Keystone Camp Girl: Hurry or we'll miss cracker time!
Kitchen Lady: Nope y'all are one minute late. No crackers for you!

by keystonegirlfornever November 23, 2011

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Keyster

A person that holds the key(s). Whether it be access to something to place or essential information.

1. Ashley has the key to my heart. She's my keyster.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.

by Optimus Primer April 12, 2010

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Keystoned

A band from Philadelphia, PA.
2008 - present
Influences: Rock, Blues, Jazz, Prog, Singer Songwriter, etc.
myspace.com/keystonedmusic for more information

Keystoned is a great band.

I got keystoned last night at the show!

by Watts2k May 2, 2010

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