keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009

Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

Keto fart

The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear.

Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants.

Bertina: Are you on the Keto diet?
Aaliyah: Yes, how did you know?
Bertina: Ohhh girl, don’t you know? Never trust a keto fart.

by Jack Pipe January 20, 2019

ashley kelton

Daddys girl. Daddys princess. Verry beautiful with a strong heart and strong mind and amazing bestfriend she could never replace

Ashley kelton is a homo

by bestoofash March 10, 2015

keaton

a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body

Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?
Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(

by shellybythebeach December 17, 2008

Keston

Keston is a youtuber who is possibly one of the unnoticed kid youtubers.

Have you heard of KESTON, the cousin of RAYKAM

by hobogdfsgloupipdkerh4tegyethb April 12, 2019

keitorin

an epic japanese nickname for and kaytlin, kaitlin, caitlin, etc.. name

aka kei chan

kaytlin: ohaiyo!
japanese dude: ohaiyo gozaimasu keitorin!

by lolzzzzzzzzzzzz February 23, 2009