Jombus

An over-sized asshole, usually caused by DP in the butt.

Mitch: "Dude did you hear Tom, Corbin, and Jesse had a 3 sum last night?"

Jacob: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure Corbin has a jombus now."

by Foreskin Chodeslam January 21, 2011

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009

Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004

Do Jobs

Another way of saying "Do Work". Taken from a exert of a season C.D of Rob and Big in which they try to find new words and one of the first things they say is Do Jobs.

Rob: Gotta do some kickys and maybe some heelys. and even a SHOVIE
Big Black: DO JOBS SON!
Sound guy: Just read the cue card...

by KaiKaine January 19, 2008

Joburg boet

It is a high-school male student from Johannesburg. They usually wear a buttoned shirt, with a bucket hat and Air forces.

This weekend I partied with a Joburg boet

by JoburgBoet1 March 9, 2021

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

They Took Our Jobs!

A phrase coined by South Park, used when the "Goobacks," time immigrants from the future take the citizens of South Park's jobs by working for next to nothing.

"Let me show you to the coffee room, Mr. Glurrk."

Randy Marsh: (gasp) "They took my JOB!"

Stan Marsh: "They took yer job!"

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"Alright everyone, back to the pile."

"Back to the pile everyone, c'mon"

"Back to the pile!"

"Durk our durrr!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004