jizzy pillow

the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke

"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"

"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"

Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background

by Bob Newby November 28, 2007

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

Jizzy Lizzy

The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.

This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.

"Morning love... what have you done to that tenner?"
"JIZZY LIZZY!!"
"Oh for fuck's sake"

by Jammy Pee June 8, 2017

jizzy juice

When one ejaculates into a cup or jar. After which the male or female consumes the seminal fluid or Jizz.

Dude, i was making jizzy juice for my woman and she got AIDS lulz! then she gave me assmilkyballs.

by skimmboarder August 8, 2008

Jizzy Balls

When your balls are full of man juice.

I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls.

by doofus of desire September 6, 2006

Jizzy Gillespie

When a man squirts his baby yogurt into the mouth while being blown like a trumpet.

Bro, I pulled a Jizzy Gillespie on her while she blew me and poured my baby yogurt all over her.

by Premiere April 3, 2015

jizzy mcquire

A masterbation technique that alows one to use his previous load as lubricant for his second jerk.

After catching his mess in his right hand, Zach used his lil swimmers as lubricant in his second jerk, which was the infamous jizzy mcquire.

by mikesegy September 26, 2008