jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Jitter-Hitting

A method of hitting a cart where you stop hitting then continue hitting (in one hit) to avoid the blinker.

“Damn he’s really Jitter-Hitting, he must wanna green out”

by CherryCouleredFunk March 12, 2022

jittered

To put on or buy the apparel or accouterments of a jitter.

I'm gettin' jittered at Circle Centre Mall.

by Fried Hog January 21, 2009

jitter poop

To shiting balls of poop rapidly at once where it sounds as a mine craft pvper jitter clicking his balls off

Yo Ethan I was jitter pooping all day yesterday and couldn’t eat it all😤

by @Chockymonkey November 11, 2019

Jiggley Jitters

To be scared or panicked at the most inopportune time.

I was in the middle of taking a dump when a giant spider started climbing up my shoe and I had an attack of the jiggley jitters.

by Heifer Dust December 10, 2017

joyous jitter

Nathan's hands while using Swype. OMGUS! #JitterNovember

When someone can not contain their excitement due to an overdose of dopamine.

He could barely type because his hands were overcome by the joyous jitter.

by MattAttack7000 November 25, 2013