Chewy Jewy

A Star-of-David shaped chewy candy made by a Jewish candy company.In the middle of the candy,there is a shiny quarter.You eat the candy,and you get the quarter.BUT-if there are any Jews in the surrounding area,they have an obligation to take the quarter back and put it in their piggy banks.

Man:Hey,this Chewy Jewy is great!Ooh-a shiny quarter!!

Jew:*tackles man to ground and takes the quarter* Sorry,its a rule *runs away*

by srslyjustajokeimnotantisemetic April 25, 2009

Jewdog

Another name for Hebrew National hotdogs... Hot dogs that are kosher and might possibly be the best tasting hot dogs money can buy.

Yo, pass me another jewdog, they're the best!

by smart.in.sin July 9, 2009

Jewcy

Definition 1)
Noun - Derrived from the name Lucy. Usually given to females who are also Jewish and called Lucy.
Can be adapted for other names such as Victoria to Jewtoria.
Not meant to be taken as an insult, just a nickname.

Definition 2)
Noun - For retards (and Chav's) incapable of spelling 'juicy'.

"Oi look its Jewcy, Jewtoria's bitch!"

"Hello, my name's Jewcy"

by Jewtoria May 10, 2007

Jewdozer

To roll over or demolish in a completely lopsided fashion such as Israeli tanks and bulldozers destroy Palestinian homes.

Did you see Kobe play last night scoring 50 points. He was a total Jewdozer.

by ttah August 28, 2009

Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.

Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!

by Carabug December 12, 2012

jedyka

Jedykas tend to be bitches that everyone hates. They often steal your boyfriends and jobs and think the world revolves around them. If you know someone named Jedyka I suggest that you avoid them at all costs.

Jedyka is a whore.

by maurader August 21, 2014

Jewpy

Merging of 'Jew' and 'groupie'. Non-derogatory term. A non-Jew that typically hangs out with mostly Jewish people.

Pronounced jew-pee

Mike: Have you noticed that Natalie only hangs with Jewish people?

Steve: Yeah, she's a total Jewpy.
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Saul: I'm gonna go find me a Jewpy tonight!

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by SR1972 May 11, 2010