jamooka

The guy who was Gengis Khan's best friend and lover (for more information, check The Secret History of the Mongols), but Jamooka pulled some shit pissed him off and Genghis killed him. To be used whenever someone does something fucked up to a friend.

You fucked my brother? Bitch move, Jamooka.

by nutella May 21, 2007

Jamoock

Some one that is driving very slowly in front of you while you are in a hurry.

This damn jamoock will not speed up!

by gangster345343 February 19, 2009

Jamoke

A good for nothing goomba. Lazy lifeless SEC Commissioner known only to collect checks, stifle US innovation by supporting China & hurt retail investors.

That jamoke JC loves to destroy US companies and investors worldwide.

by SEC crippler December 24, 2020

jamrock

an especially good song of any genre of music that one has a particular liking for.

I love that song, it's my jamrock

by jemimajones December 28, 2005

Jamrock

Web 2.0's definition of sleaze. To Jamrock is to make the most obvious, classless, unsubtle innuendos to questionable women you've likely met on Facebook. See: Desperate, pathetic, creep.

1. There isn't much that can turn my stomach on the Internet these days, but have you seen that guy Jamrock with that unfortunate woman?
2. Wow, I haven't seen such a desperate move at Jamrocking since 1999's days of "a/s/l bbz, wanna cyber?". What a loser.

by VegAntichrist October 19, 2013

jamooke

To stick a sausage in a vagina and when its done cooking eat it

I love to jamooke alisha.

by G0ldenVaughn7 April 5, 2016

jamoke

also known as Toth, Tothy

That Toth sure is a jamoke

by Alex January 21, 2005