japenis 

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

japenis by Smart Money May 11, 2006

Jalapeno Bagel 

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

Jalapeno Bagel by G Money July 2, 2004

Jalapenous

To describe something as being really hot, referring to the chilli jalapeno pepper. Those who are described as being jalapenous must and will be pooned by all those who choose to acknowledge their jalapenicity.

A: My gawd you are jalapenous...wanna fuck?
B: Why thank you....yes i do want to fuck

Jalapenous by Will Scott...u noe it June 2, 2006

jalapeño corn dog 

When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.

"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."

jalapeño corn dog by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016

leeno jalapeno 

a poem about a person who is cat fanatic , and wants to become a cat. In Asian culture it is used to define a Chinese looking person.

boy 1 : look she uploaded a cat picture again
boy 2 : oh she is such a leeno jalapeno

leeno jalapeno by oxford1 March 15, 2015

Jalapeno Popper 

An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.

I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.

Jalapeno Popper by Panda DC September 6, 2010

jalapeno stuffer 

a homosexual hispanic male

yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer

jalapeno stuffer by fishrman July 17, 2003