jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

jizzdonkey

When a girl is cummed on in the face by a large number of men, 7 or more.

Our football team made this one girl our jizzdonkey after the championship win, she couldn't breathe and had to wear eye patches for weeks after that night.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007

jizzem

To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.

Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!

I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!

by jfuellhart October 20, 2009

jizzernaut

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.

I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.

by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

jizzer

One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.

Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.

by Slow Baby October 22, 2011

jizzease

A disease you get from sperm.

Rodney should have told Sandy that he had gonorrea before he passed her that jizzease.

by utpieman December 16, 2005

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009