whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp'borough

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp'borough is a mythical land where every and anything is whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly made longer than common thought can whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp

person one: have you been to the whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety land of whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ed'n't'ful'er'est'ion'ing'elt'ily'ouse'orp'borough?

person two: you what?

by them who knows January 28, 2025

I’ve been milk

I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛

The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.

I’ve been milk, I’ll see you next week🥛

by Milk🥛 November 23, 2021

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

I've come to make an annoucement

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement

"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"

by twitter.com June 16, 2019

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Iveta

A beautiful fun crazy girl with sexyy curves. Usually horny. The sweetest girl you will ever meet. Is a funny, awesome friend, Loud, She's beautiful inside and outside and have a cringe side but you will enjoy it. Everyone is typically jealous of bcz she smartest and hotter than them. she can rip you apart physically & mentally. Be prepared to scrap if you get on their bad sides. a lot of guys wants her, but she acts like no one likes her. She's like the sun, she is the sunshine to your day. She can make anyone be in a great mood. She is the best friend that you would ever want. She speaks her mind. She's everything pretty and sweet smelling. If you ever meet Iveta, then you are the luckiest person alive.

"Whoa dude that chik is hott, i wanna suck her feet!"

"Of course she is...that's Iveta

by mannequin :) March 17, 2022

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020