anti-insult

an anti-insult is when you insult someone while saying that you won't insult them

person 1: "what's an anti-insult?"
person 2: "it's how I'm not going to call you stupid, even though you are"

by gingerwithasoul_ November 12, 2017

triumph the comic insult dog

A puppet of a dog that goes around and bashes everyone and everything. The voice of the puppet is a real good comedian and adds-on the humor to the little thing itself. His best bashing was of the Star Wars Nerds at the Rockfeild Theatre. If you didn't see it, someone would strongly suggest that you do.

"Look at this one! Its like, some sort of super nerd. Biologicly enginered in a lab, made up of parts from lesser nerds!" -triumph the comic insult dog

by merasane October 25, 2006

Intelligent Insult

Something that Very few, nearly no one, online is capable of. Thus they use fillers such as profanity.

Stupid insult:
Hey Mother Fucker, wuts ur dum ass doin?
Intelligent Insult:
Entertaining the idea of wasting a decent comment on you- You probably wouldn't even understand if I said you lack the y to any x, along with your boyfriends.

by AirAKose December 8, 2010

National insult Brent day

On the 1st of November you can insult Brent all day

“Brent your a twat” it’s okay because it’s national insult Brent day

by National insult Brent day November 1, 2019

reclaimed insult

Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. However, it is considered inappropriate that an outsider to that group uses the term for fear fo being branded prejudiced.

kike/hymie, nigger/nigga, dyke, queer etc

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Boomerang Insult

1.) A type of insult that unexpectedly hurls itself back upon its foolish owner and blasts his/her ego into tiny shards of humility and disgrace.

2.) The boomerang "Insult" used by the 18th century Australian aborigine Chief Brucedingo to physically attack, rather than verbally assail, rapscallions.

1.) Brother 1: "You're mother's so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch!"
Brother 2: "You dick-brain, we have the same mom."

2.) Guy 1: "If you were twice as smart as I am, you'd still be stupid."
Guy 2: "..... You're a fucking idiot.. Use that tiny brain of yours better before you hurl another Boomerang Insult."

3.) Idiot: "You’re so stupid you tried to put alphabet soup in alphabetical order!"
Sage: "Yeah. It worked."
Idiot: "..."
Sage: "Sigh, another Boomerang Insult from you today. Well done!"

4.) Rapscallion: "Strewth! That fuckeroo just hit me noggin with a boom-er-ang!"
Aussie: "Consider yourself lucky mate. That was the legendary Brucedingo!"

by aeop June 29, 2011

fronthanded insult

A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".

"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."

by palabraplug July 12, 2023