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American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.
I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.
by R2E February 29, 2008
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Australian Idol

A terrible tv show which gives any1 a chance to publicly humiliate themselves in front of the hole country. The fact that most of the country watches it makes me want to break puppies necks and punch young children in the face.
"Hey did you watch Australian idol last nite" says joe
"Wtf is Australian Idol?" says jim
"You no the show with the fat chick and the guy with the afro" says joe
"oh yeah, it made me so mad that i killed puppies and puched babies and young children in the faces" says jim
"yep thats Australian idol" says joe
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Pocket Idol

An insanely adorable nickname for Kris Allen, America's tiniest Idol.

Can, at times, be used as the opposite (or bottom) of Glamazon.
by glitterfuck July 22, 2009
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AV Idol

A girl who stars in AV, a type of porn that is only made in Japan, Korea, and China.

Usually they just do masturbation or a school girl getting raped, unless they get famous in the industry by name. Then they usually star in hardcore fetish and S&M as well. The Asian audience may not seem interested in anything fucked up like S&M, but it is there, only under the surface.

AV Idols tend to have more cute faces than nice bodies, although Japanese men are obsessed with boobs(and don`t seem to like ass at all)

"Idol" does not really mean that they are an idol of the industry. Even if they brand new and no one knows who they are, they are still called an AV Idol.

The men in AV are not called Idols, they are just part of the staff.

Also, one major difference from a porn star is that AV Idols are much more likely to appear other places in the entertainment industry, like game shows and guest roles on series. It is not exactly common, but more than in the States.
EmoDeux would love it here. AV Idols are on sitcoms.
by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
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American Idol

An American television show that is part of a collective effort to perpetuate a shallow, one-dimensional view of music. Those with an ability to sing are given a chance at a record contract. Not specifically those with exceptional creative abilities, but those who are able to carry a tune through a verse-chorus-verse-Top 40-3:30 of regurgitated sound. It is made even more ominous by its rabid nation-wide following.
"It's time to evolve ideas. Evolution did not end with us growing thumbs, you do know that, right?" -- Bill Hicks

That example does not use "American Idol" in a sentence, but this does.
by suav nitebeest May 25, 2008
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Ellie Idol

Ellie Idol is an unbeliveably beautiful EX porn star. She retired from the business and wnet into a directors role. Shes only 23 and the fact that such a pretty porn talent was ended shortly is disappointing. On pornhub there are 4 great videos
Did ya watch that video of Ellie Idol being fucked by the pool.
by lol69lol November 5, 2010
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Facebook Idol Status

After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.
Facebook Idol Statuses

Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
by kateeeee! May 20, 2009
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