Hyprocrite

Someone who blatantly talks badly about people, but once something bad happens, they act as though they were the best of friends when people are around.

Marissa always spoke badly about Jessica, until Jessica got sick. Marissa is such a hyprocrite for acting like she liked her. Marissa is an attention whore who is as fake as fake can be.

by Barelyorange March 6, 2011

hypocriting

Being hypocritical. The act of being a hypocrite. Verb.

I 'aint bovvered in pretending. Don't wanna be like all those people hypocriting.

by VtotheL November 3, 2013

Hypoclitorate

When a guy claims and boasts that "chicks dig him" in bed but in actual fact really fucking sucks.

"Fuck that guy is a hypoclitorate! Like did you hear any moaning coming out of that room from that chick?"

by Kurt G April 10, 2008

Hypocrat

Democrats that say one thing and do another.

Al Gore is such a hypocrat. He preaches about carbon foot prints, global warming, and tells people to stop consuming so much, yet he flies in private jets, lives in a mansion that guzzles electricity, and drives in giant motorcades of SUVs.

by JQwon May 1, 2007

hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

by bobcajun July 15, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.

Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.

Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*

Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!

Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*

Claudia: Bye.

Tracey: See you around.

Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!

Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*

by Huhhy October 6, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone who sets standards for other that they cannot reach.

Katherine Joyce Butts is a hypocrite.

by neon.crayon.13 November 20, 2010