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hypochondriac

Someone who believes everything they read on webMD, after looking up all their aches and pain.
No, Nancy, the internet is wrong. Just because you have a sore ankle doesn't mean you're a diabetic. I am sorry to say, however, that you are a hypochondriac.
by Preposterouz November 3, 2010
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hypochondria

The mental state wherein you're extremely paranoid of catching a disease you (probably) don't have.
John is such a hypochondriac. Whenever he has the sniffles, he thinks that he has an auto-immune deficiency.
by Relationship May 25, 2012
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hypest

The quantificable amount of hype for anything. The thing or person with more hype. Your favourite artist/celebritie. The biggest/famous brand/product/person in your opinion. Chase & Status song called Hypest Hype.
Mac Miller is the Hypest rapper around. // Hypest drink: Coca-cola.
by puto yebra January 7, 2012
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Hypochristian

basically, it's someone who claims to be a Christian but doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus. They often go to church on the Sabbath wearing dresses and suits and ties, play a prominent role in the congregation, are married and have children. They tend to vote exclusively Republican (but not always) and try to bully the local community to pass laws favorable to their point of view, try to force their point of view on EVERYBODY around them, try to establish a Christian Iran in America, and brag about how moral they are and how loyal the family is to them. They tend to be white racists, prejudiced against all those who are not like them. Women hypochristians often are soccer moms. To sum it up, a hypochristian is usually a neo con, a "conservative Christian", although some are also of the liberal persuasion, too.
Brad has a wife who he beats up to a pulp every week, and a 15-year-old male lover on the side. He also has raped his daughter and her school friend, as well as "done it" with his dog, Dexter. He has stolen money from church, tries to force his views on the community, considers what he don't like to be "liberal" or "communist" or "godless". He brags about his Christianity but often tells racist jokes at work. He is a hypochristian to the max.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
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Hypnosis

The art of becoming entirely aware of who you are. When in this state, you can change anything about yourself. You can make yourself feel extremely light, extremely heavy, and even change some emotional properties, such as making yourself feel happy or sad.

Hypnosis is commonly used by psychologists to help patients cope with their problems. Hypnosis is also known to rid of any addictions you might have.

Unlike meditation, in hypnosis you do not focus on one thing.
I hypnotised myself and I made myself feel like I was flying. It was a truly enjoyable experience.
by BOFH June 29, 2005
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self hypnosis

it is a state of trance achieved by a person where his mind achieves increased sense of focus and the body is ready to comply with the suggestions and orders. It helps people in indulging into their work with higher motivation. It is used for treating pain and other disorders too.
self hypnosis for anger management, self hypnosis for habits, self hypnosis for smoking cessation, etc.
by Smriti Kaushik September 17, 2007
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hyposuction

To fat, assistant trailer park supervisor: "Why don't you fuck off? Go get some hyposuction!"
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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