Hump

To wang a sheela with ye porker harder than the queens house walls.

I humped ye mum mate

by Arthur's fist January 19, 2017

hump

the job title of many employies in a warehouse...

that collin guy is a hump

by bring it on home February 4, 2007

hump

bad, lame, boring

Damn that party was hump.

by Quinn February 4, 2007

The Hump

Noun

Thah-Hump

The Hump occurs when you have to fart (or produce liquid fecal matter). At some point before farting you will feel very ill. If you are able to hold it in for a minute or 2 you will feel right as rain. The time in which you are in pain is known as the hump.

Driver- Dude should I pull over!?

Passenger- No, just a little longer and I will be over the hump.

by Bossius The Impregnator August 7, 2009

Hump

To carry somthing, uasually large, used mostly in Queens or The Bronx New York. Figure of speech used by men with brains the size of mosquitoes.

My fucking boss has me humping this fucking shit up three fucking floors.

by Papaya King October 18, 2008

hump and skunk

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'

Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?

by TonyBlinked52 September 22, 2019

Forrest Hump

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013