hummer 

a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s

"the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."

hummer by andrew June 17, 2005

hummer 

Getting a little oral sex

your girl going down on the old willy

hummer by Anonymous January 21, 2003

hummer 

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

hummer by Jiub May 24, 2003

Hummer 

an extrememly pimped out ride such as the H3, H2 and H1.. a hummer is not a sexual term, perverts.

The H2 version of the motor vehicle, the Hummer, costs alot.

Hummer by sidda rajo January 15, 2006

hummer 

Hummer is a homosexual, someone that bums people, bummer, stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.

That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer!!

hummer by Spurtreynolds June 22, 2004

hummer 

Quite a fat fly that buzzes around,is yellow and black and makes some runny stuff that tastes shite on toast

A hummer flew past me and I squashed the fucker with the back of my hand

hummer by Davidicus Bartominus June 19, 2003

hummer 

Now out of production, but still one of the most kick ass yet most hated vehicles ever made. Hated by many who would JUMP at the chance to own one, it is simply a one of a kind vehicle that was made for those who can afford one, and is one of few vehicles that can give the jeeps a run for their money. Its incredibly capable off road, but can still look damn good pulling up to a fine restaurant or event. There are three models, all equally impressive for different reasons. If your lucky enough to own one, get ready for dirty looks, sneering, and middle fingers. Its ok, they all secretly would own one if they could. Let em have their Prius....

I took my Hummer off road this morning, and stopped at Tavern on the Green on the way home.

hummer by Super Bored at Work January 23, 2015