pummeling

When you and your partner are having hard pounding sex and it becomes aggresivevly unpleasant

If you don't make me a decent cup of tea you're going to get a good pummeling in the ass

by church fart October 23, 2015

Bummel Pummeling

To be anally brutalised i.e. to be arse-raped.

"Dear God, that pack of rabid gorillas really dished out a bummel pummeling on my arse!"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

hummdinger

something which is too good to be true, or something which is a real shit sitatuion to be in

Jeez dave thats a real hummdinger of a problem!

by cjklee March 6, 2005

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

hummingbird rodeo

when a man takes a humming bird and sticks it’s beak into his urethra and keeps putting it deeper until it goes all the way through and out the mouth.

bro i just tried a hummingbird rodeo and it was great!

by PizzaDrinker February 18, 2020

hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020

idiot humming

When someone absentmindedly hums a tune over and over to themselves, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Mrs. Mandrake: (humming Star Wars theme) "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh dun-dun-dun-duuuuh..."

Mr. Mandrake: "Uh, are you just going to keep idiot humming all night?"

Mrs. Mandrake: "What?... oh the humming! Sorry, I have Star Wars stuck in my head."

Mr. Mandrake: "I know."

...5 minutes later...

Mrs. Mandrake: "Duuh Duuh da da da Duuh Duuh..."

by figsandcheese November 5, 2009