Evan Hansen 

A little precious cutie chamallow who's needs love and affection. He is from the musical "Dear Evan Hansen". He is in love with all the trees .

"Did you know a cutie liar ?
-Yes, Evan Hansen is a cutie liar."

Evan Hansen by RaiTheFrog June 5, 2019

Mr. Hansen

A medium height jack ass. That thinks he's the shit and is very immature person who carries a life saver (which isn't very life saving by the way.) A Mr. Hansen is also lazy person that don't do shit.

A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.

Mr. Hansen is a faggot!!

Mr. Hansen by dooky flucking bratzzzzz May 18, 2018

Chris Hansen 

A child molester.
Pedophile catching pedophile.

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.

Chris Hansen by Chris hacker January 10, 2010

Jim Hansen 

a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.

jim hansen whipped bills ass and gouged out his left eye holy fuck!

Jim Hansen by Sparqz May 27, 2009

Chris Hansen 

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".

Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.

Chris Hansen by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009

chris hansen 

an asshole

a jailbait pimp

"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"

"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"

chris hansen by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009

Josh Hansen 

This person is a special person. He is not just your average human, he is actually God. He spends lots of time answering prayers, mainly from his specialized Iphone that his mother, Virgin Mary, bought him. He resides in Whitman, MA, but is everywhere at all times. He is worshiped by many people.

Who parted the Red Sea?
Josh Hansen

Who created the world?
Josh Hansen

Josh Hansen by Strong Believer January 6, 2013