Tokyo Sandblaster

When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.

Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.

by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 21, 2010

Tokyo sandblaster

Skeeting in your partner's eyes, so when she wipes it out and pulls at her eyelids, she looks Japanese.

All the bitch needed was a kimono after I gave her a Tokyo sandblaster.

by Coco0B November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

the act of adding sand to lubricant for sex.

I put some sand in the KY jelly last night, totally gave her a tokyo sandblaster.

by sokorb November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A common checkers move where one moves their piece in between two of the opponents pieces (which are diagonal) avoiding the jump and sneaking past both.

Oh! He pulled the old tokyo sandblaster!

by qwahil December 21, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A complex sexual procedure involving one male, one female, one Asian midget, and a bag of sand. While the male is fornicating from a doggy-style position with the female, he grabs a handful of sand (from the bag of sand he brought), and asks the female to turn around so he may finish his work on her face. When the female turns around, the male whips the sand in the females face so that he partially blinds her. When this happens, the Asian midget comes out from the closet and proceeds to bust his load on the female's face.

Dude, Trixy had no idea that I was about to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster on her last night when I told her I needed to pick up some sand for my fish-tank before we went back home. Long story short, she may need corrective eye surgery now, but it was totally worth it.

by J_Mayne November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

On the beaches of Tokyo, a woman in reverse cowgirl position passes gas, spraying sand all over the man's face.

Man: Lets go have sex on the beach, I want to see you reverse cowgirl me.

Woman: ...Ok!

-midway through she lets out a huge fart-

Man: -cough- -cough- Delicious. Lets call that one a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by GrumpyGuru November 15, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.

#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster

#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???

by Woody and Wilcox November 12, 2010