handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

Rowner Handbag

This is when your lady Friend Allows you to stick your nuts in her Pooper

The missus gave me a rowner Handbag last night

by Strange boi December 17, 2012

Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009

European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front

Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag

by pablo525 November 17, 2010

Himalayan Handbag

The art of taking a shit, freezing it in a plastic bag or clingwrap. once frozen insert bag in ass like a dildo.. proceed to fuck your partner with it.

for christmas i gave my girl a Himalayan handbag that she couldnt resist.. i felt so much better giving it to her.

by Jmlove October 16, 2008

Handbaging

when i guy or girl buts there entire hand in another girls vagina.

Jason like to handbag his little sister.

by True Juggalo May 19, 2003

Harlem Handbag

noun, verb. The act of intruding another's orifice with an elbow, "elbow fisting". So called due to the common performance by New York street vendors.

Jerry: My bitch was complainin' the other day, sayin' I don't git her nuthin'.

Smitty: I say you give her a harlem handbag, really show the bitch ezac'ly how much y'all care.

by porchmonkey patrice August 23, 2011