Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!
by wordier February 9, 2014
Get the Red Hairing mug.The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger
Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers
A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies
Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers
A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies
by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010
Get the coat-hangering mug.When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.
Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!
by Mity J October 23, 2006
Get the jack hammering mug.something someone would get if they where to see somebody of extreme hottness, and you get an instant hard and have to go and have at a mimimum 4 bats in a row.
Will:Jeeze rob did you just see katie w walk past, shiiiittt such a babe, shes getting hotter everyday i rekkon, i got a real hankering for her
Rob:For Sho shes an absolute babe
Sean:Naw shes like 14 years to old for me i need a nice tender three year old
Rob and Will: WHAT THE, lets get him, IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rob:For Sho shes an absolute babe
Sean:Naw shes like 14 years to old for me i need a nice tender three year old
Rob and Will: WHAT THE, lets get him, IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Master Apps September 3, 2005
Get the hankering mug.1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.
"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."
by Not Daniel Alexander September 15, 2020
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The act of hurling insults and/or employing inflammatory rhetoric as a tool of misdirection in order to avoid providing a sufficient answer or solution to a challenging question or situation. (Generally the rhetoric is designed to appeal to a particular base emotion to incite anger in an effort to divert attention from a specific question or situation. If done successfully, the receiver doesn’t realize their original question or challenge wasn’t actually addressed. This seems to be effective, regardless of type or level of intelligence or income if the correct diversion is created.)
The act of hurling insults and/or employing inflammatory rhetoric as a tool of misdirection in order to avoid providing a sufficient answer or solution to a challenging question or situation. (Generally the rhetoric is designed to appeal to a particular base emotion to incite anger in an effort to divert attention from a specific question or situation. If done successfully, the receiver doesn’t realize their original question or challenge wasn’t actually addressed. This seems to be effective, regardless of type or level of intelligence or income if the correct diversion is created.)
by Machinator July 30, 2016
Get the red-hairing mug.the act of entering a friends house, and breaking almost every object that you come into contact with.
also making part inane actions, that really piss everyone off.
also making part inane actions, that really piss everyone off.
Friend 1: Yeah, the party was great! but Friend 3 was haytering!
Friend 2: Like What?
Friend 1: Broke almost everything! and was going round turning off the switches and straightening cushions!
Friend 2: Your a right hayterer!
Friend 3: But, i only broke, the door handle, the fish tank, the sofa, the washing line, the mirror, the bed, the sink, the kitchen floor, the blender, the tv, and the tv remote!?
Friend 2: AND the toilet flush.
Friend 2: Like What?
Friend 1: Broke almost everything! and was going round turning off the switches and straightening cushions!
Friend 2: Your a right hayterer!
Friend 3: But, i only broke, the door handle, the fish tank, the sofa, the washing line, the mirror, the bed, the sink, the kitchen floor, the blender, the tv, and the tv remote!?
Friend 2: AND the toilet flush.
by pooismysnaks. July 25, 2011
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