haggisalope

A mix between the haggis and the jackalope. Typicaly called the North American Haggis. This animal has 2 and a half stomachs, no intestine, and a large pair of antlers. The haggisalope hops up and down mountains in the Colorado Rockies with its 3 legs. However, the front 1 leg is shorter than the back 2, causing it to fall down the mountain and break its neck. Hunting of haggisalope is either done with a toilet or large turds, though the ass goblin also works as bait. The haggisalope was thought to of gone extinct when scotsmen and irishmen made a mixbreed called scirish, often known as drunks. New evidence has pointed to their migration to China, making them commielopes.

Person 1: Hey, Frank, you want to go haggisalope hunting?

Person 2: Do you have the ass goblins?

Person 3: HEY! Who put the toilet in the car? And why are there ass goblins in the toilet? Is it haggisalope season?

Person 2: So you do have ass gobblins!

Person 1: Yea. And the runs.

by TheProudestLoser December 11, 2007

Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010

Hagglepus

An eight-armed individual with an uncanny ability to get items at low prices. This creature resides primarily in Wyckoff. Despite its affiliation with the pirates it has not attained the title of a pirate and is only a lad.

That Hagglepus practically robbed the liquor store with its low prices.

by GanjaPirate November 18, 2013

haggas flick

A movement preformed by someone used to get hair out of thier face when too long
Or too look cool

Josh quickly performed the Haggas flick to show he was down with the kids

by PEKKAstonian May 27, 2017

HAGGKLAGEHNONA

When You Go Crazy And You Have Heart Failure, Heart Attack And Brain Damage At The Same Time

HAGGKLAGEHNONA im great HAGGKLAGEHNONA

by HAGGKLAGEHNONA December 20, 2018

Higgy hagga

The act of a mad ting or someone talking nonsense

Don’t come and bring higgy hagga into my life or don’t come and do higgy hagga in bed

by Natalia1223 December 3, 2020

haggard queer

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

by belly popper January 9, 2009