Gas hose

To firmly grab your penis (like a pump handle) and insert into an unsuspecting pocket of someone else. Then 'fill er up'.

You waited in line to pee? I just gas hosed that guy in the snowpants. He's a pocket full of premium.

by Blue Wafflr June 19, 2013

abusing the hose

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas

i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"

by imma geneis<lol January 5, 2011

Hoedashians

A group of sexy bad ass bitches who are out of fucks to give. They are a huge family who marries their daughters. But like like I said they are out of fucks to give

"Don't fuck with the Hoedashians, they ain't afraid to cut a bitch."

by Badass bitchhhhhhhhhhh June 3, 2016

hose goat

Ninnidoitforyou
Dintidoitforyou
Whenallidoisforyou
Kerrmit

Once you love a hose goat, you will always love a hose goat.
Brb, my hose goat is screaming for his dinner

by Trollwholivesunderyourbed January 6, 2023

Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

hoed up

1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe

1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."

by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006

hosebag

A certain woman in her middle 40's
Single
Has a child (to use as a weapon)
No friends
Selfish
Crazy
Whore
Drunk

Sandra LaRoque is such a hosebag!!!!!

by On the receiving end May 15, 2009