Hat 

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

Hat by LLMC July 31, 2019

Hat 

The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.

Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".

Hat by xGUNy September 2, 2019

hat 

hat is the annoying misspelled word “what”

guy 1: hat are you doing today?

guy 2: ?
guy 1: ugh *what

hat by gerald daddy October 17, 2019

Hat 

Something that goes on your head

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair

Hat by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019

Hat 

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

Hat by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Hat 

a thing that gos on ur freaking head it’s call an hat

ya should know what a hat is

Hat by Lady Bish July 5, 2020

Hat 

A thing that gose n ur freaking head

put hat on head than eat raw potato

Hat by Lady Bish July 5, 2020