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Hammer

A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.
Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.
by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016
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Hammer also referred to as revolver or pistol 40 plus caliber used in sentence
"You know I always keep that hammer next to me" young MA OOOUUU
by call me mixed December 20, 2016
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To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
He retired and still went back to work that man is a "HAMMER" toughest out there.
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A particularly large penis — one which hangs like hammer from a tool belt.
That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.
by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018
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A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.
He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018
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The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
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The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".
"Where's the hammer??" Nathaniel asked the air.
by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018
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