When your son walks in on you beating your wife with your sons favourite action figure(Oliver the toothpaste), and your son starts stabbing the neighbours dog with an odd shaped avocado for revenge.
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“On the highest peak of the southern fell
Bring forth the seed of the gods
For there doth lay a dwelling
For a relic an age agone
Behold ye gunglefleggan of old
Behold ye men, behold.”
Bring forth the seed of the gods
For there doth lay a dwelling
For a relic an age agone
Behold ye gunglefleggan of old
Behold ye men, behold.”
by Shemuggah October 13, 2020
Get the Gunglefleggan mug.Gucclets are arrogant, malign and paranoid beings who will bend their knee to none but their Father in Darkness, Michael. The desires of their Mikelets and Daemonguccies are for power and domination, and for weapons and soldiers that will make them invincible - and it is from this desire that the Gucclets; the scions of fire, were born.
Rather than summon uncontrollable Daemons as a human Chaos Sorcerer might or parley bargains with the greater fiends of Chaos, priests of Michael have long sought to enslave the Daemon they summon by binding it into weapons and armour, war machines and constructs, thus harnessing and controlling them to the Sorcerer's will and giving them form. With the Gucclets they have sought to do something more, to create a race of beings, half-daemon stuff and half-raging fire drawn from the magma of the deep earth and birthed in the boiling blood of Michael's burning sacrifices, given form and contained within an armoured framework of articulated iron and rune-stamped bronze.
Rather than summon uncontrollable Daemons as a human Chaos Sorcerer might or parley bargains with the greater fiends of Chaos, priests of Michael have long sought to enslave the Daemon they summon by binding it into weapons and armour, war machines and constructs, thus harnessing and controlling them to the Sorcerer's will and giving them form. With the Gucclets they have sought to do something more, to create a race of beings, half-daemon stuff and half-raging fire drawn from the magma of the deep earth and birthed in the boiling blood of Michael's burning sacrifices, given form and contained within an armoured framework of articulated iron and rune-stamped bronze.
My grandma was killed by the Gucclet in the attic.
Oh no a wild gucclet appeared, I think it'll burn through the local village and kill everyone.
Three hours ago a gucclet manifested in the orphanage, sent by a priest of Michael to kill and consume everyone inside.
Oh no a wild gucclet appeared, I think it'll burn through the local village and kill everyone.
Three hours ago a gucclet manifested in the orphanage, sent by a priest of Michael to kill and consume everyone inside.
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Get the gundle monkey mug.When you play a first person shooter game (like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War) and you beat down your worthless opponent or senseless enemy instead of wasting a bullet on them.
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