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Guac Block 

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism

Trash Guac

That guacamole which is a remnant of a meal, offered to one without a meal.
Dusty: That Mexican (food) looks mighty tasty.

Matt: Indeed. You can have the trash guac when I’m done.

Dusty: Much obliged.
Trash Guac by dustyDictionary August 11, 2018

Squirting The Guac 

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.
Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

with guac 

With every additional accessory, add-on and luxury money can buy. The most expensive and supplemented version of something.
Yeah it's a cheap car, but I got it with guac. Seat warmers, surround sound with auxiliary support, sunroof, the works.

Man, the iPhone 6 is just the iPhone 5 with guac.
with guac by Stankloid June 19, 2015

xDrifted's Guac

The most colorless, vomit inducing guacamole you will ever lay your eyes on. The site alone will make you gain 3 diseases. It will make your hair fall out and your skins will begin to melt.
You seen xDrifted's Guac, that shit made me wanna rip my eyes out!

What's Guac/What's Guackaflocka 

1. A greeting, meaning the same as "what's up". (Note: The term What's Guackaflocka is very uncommon and is only said in regions of Southeastern Africa.)
Yo bro, what's guac/what's guackaflocka.