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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.
person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin
by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023
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stuiped guac dingo

That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.
Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!

Man 2: You take that back!

Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)
by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018
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guac

by nene wit da pp June 11, 2022
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Guac tuah

When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness
That chipotle worker gave me the guac tuah with the last of their guac
by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025
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guacing

when you stick your tongue in someone’s mouth, and they suck it.
tim: hey, down to guac later?
sal: yes! i love guacing tuesdays at 9:30pm PST
by otisthegreat123 November 11, 2024
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guacing

I'm guacing
by Kowgirl07 August 21, 2020
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