Greg Called

A phrase used to out your friend when he's only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.

Friend: "Dude, Greg called."
Guy w/ BeerG oggles: "Thanks bro. Sorry hun, gotta take this call."

(walking away from ugly chick)
Guy w/ Beer Goggles: "Thanks man."
Friend: "No problem, I was afraid I'd hear a Coyote Ugly story from you tomorrow."

by Danielle Benford May 9, 2008

Greganese

Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.

Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"

by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

greg larsen

Greg larsen is the name of a really chessy guy that goes after freshman girls at the local Hall High School in Spring Valley, Illinois. He also tries way too hard to be funny.

Did you see that Greg Larsen is going after that freshman?\
Not surprised at all.

by flippin hipps February 16, 2018

Greg Baker

Hottest most sexiest bald bloke you will ever see. Often goes by "G Banger" or quite simply just "GB". He is an utter sweetheart and loves his boys from Hargrave and would trade his soul and biological family for Hargrave boys class of 2025.Happy to throw a party any time of the day and has unending beef with Jebdon from proctor. Will always push the boundaries to have a good time. He's a lovely, genuine and caring man everybody needs a G Banger in em and we are very lucky to have him in our lives, minds and hearts.

Being Defined as a man of class and the life of the party.
Shiny head and big player moves everybody needs a Greg Baker

by The Boys From Hargrave August 18, 2022

Avani Gregg

Avani Gregg is an awesome, amazing and sweet girl. I bet evryone loves her make up. Shes really talented!

cc:oh look! Its Avani Gregg! Shes awesome, right?
cc:Yeah! I really like her video!

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Greg Garrison

A Radio personality on WIBC Indianapolis Radio, who's claim to fame came when as a lawyer, he won the 1992 rape case against Mike Tyson. That is the only reason anybody knows who he is. Now he has himself a radio show on the same network as Rush Limbaugh. His most repeated comment is "Be right back, stick around"

Greg Garrison is a Rush Limbaugh Wannabe, but sadly, he doesn't qualify to even be a pimple on Rush Limbaugh's buttocks.

by This one's for Bill February 13, 2009

pulling a geographic

A phrase used in the recovery community describing an illogical belief that switching locations will solve all of one’s life problems when in fact the problems are rooted in one’s self and whatever concurrent substance abuse that exists.

My curious and loving father with the beautiful but self-destructive mind was the brilliant master of pulling a geographic, and each time he made a move, he truly innocently began all over again, mostly believing in himself and his powerful intellect but forgetting his addiction and so he mastered living all over the world in the most magical towns and cities but he died alone and most likely, more afraid of life than death and so he took the leap and left his world behind.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020