graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

graduation

that one album Kanye West made in 2007 and has some absolute fire tracks

music guy 1: bro whats yo favourite kanye album?
music guy 2: VULTURES 2
music guy 1: you're fucking retarded it's graduation

by xpwn December 22, 2024

Gerber graduates

The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."

Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.

by Steventyler23 April 12, 2016

post-graduation disillusionment

Da feeling of "empty letdown after having toiled for nothing" dat you experience as an adult after you'd studied your a** off in grade school about certain strongly-hyped-and-pushed-for-their-supposedly-great-importance subjects (history, science, botany, biology, etc.) other than da "three R's", only to find dat in reality you seldom if ever need any of dat knowledge in your everyday working/home life, and dat others merely stare at you like you're some kinda brainiac nerd when ya mention anything from your vast knowledge of said subjects dat they had long forgotten about or not even bothered to really learn very well themselves in their own school years.

My third-grade teacher always really drove us to learn about da history of San Francisco, yet never once in the ensuing decades have I **ever** hadda use my knowledge of who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini was --- talk about post-graduation disillusionment!

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

rainbow graduation

When all late graduates from diffrent schools have one big delayed graduation.

Sophia: I failed my senior English class and so I had to go to summer school…
Cole: Hey, I got held back so we’re in the same boat! Your dumbass can join the rainbow graduation party!!

by tsolgirl November 29, 2024

The Graduation Effect

The phenomenon in which an old piece of media is constantly brought up in defense of a washed up artist, only for that old piece of media to be nothing special. Famous examples include statements such as: "But Kanye made Graduation" or: "But M. Night Shyamalan made The Sixth Sense."

Dude, that album wasn't that great. You're just falling for The Graduation Effect.

by Rotful_ February 15, 2025

Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

A name for a woman that got too hands at a graduation party.

Dude hide, it's the Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

Oh no! I'm next!

by GillisGraduationGobbler April 10, 2025