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self-goating

Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.
Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
by mosh_rave January 25, 2009
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gorping

Gorping is the process of cleaning out a Marijuana pipe to obtain Gorp. -- Central PA State College Area
Hey I will be out as soon as I get done gorping this pipe.
by MommaGee January 6, 2014
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Goating

Goating: The act of going down on someone and ripping off their pubes with your mouth then blowing it in their face.
Man: You like goating?

Woman: What's that?

Man: *goes down on woman and goats*

Woman: MOTHER F*CKER!!
by MrGoater October 18, 2011
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gorping

You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.
Peter, meet me at the cemetery at midnight. I have a strong urge to go gorping tonight.
by RichDangerously December 24, 2007
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GOATING

Originated from the word GOAT (Greatest. Of. All. Time) GOATING is when you are showing flashes of greatness.
by Yung finesser December 20, 2017
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Goating

The act of going to a public place ( such as a bar ) with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending a copy of the Goatse image to them. This results in the device beeping and displaying the image, and the owner of the device most often overtly reacting.
" Dude, we totally goated about 10 people in that bar. The look son their faces! "

"One thing to do on a roadtrip is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"
by Goat Herder May 13, 2005
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goating

(verb)

Variation of the practice of dogging, comprising of a younger individual soliciting sex with an Old Age Pensioner of either gender. Can also be used as a term of abuse for the other half of a realtionship containing a cradle snatcher.
"Hello darling, fancy going off for a goat?"

"God, she's a bit of a goater isn't she?"
by EdT June 5, 2005
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