golden situation

1) unique/rare situation
2) appropriate/favorable situation

Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?

by Marrryanx January 22, 2017

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

Golden Brown

1. A medium brown hue.
2. Heroin
3. A song about heroin addiction by The Stranglers.

1. Her hair was a beautiful golden brown.
2. I could really go for some golden brown right about now...
3. Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown...

by Girl* July 20, 2008

Golden Worm

The act of a woman or man consuming a gold fish cracker off of a male's penis, then giving a blowjob.

" Hey, man you know Hannah gave Reece a golden worm?"
" Man that's nasty."

by Big Black Bama Boy June 4, 2012

Golden Donut

The best of the best. A coveted prize.

(Taken from Home Alone when Harry tells Marv that the McCallister house is the Golden Donut when they are planning their Christmas heists.)

"I love all of Christopher Nolan's flicks but The Dark Knight is the Golden Donut of the bunch."

by Jakewobegon December 5, 2012

jackson goodell

Someone who is a snitch or snake. One who will rat or tell on ones friends or foes merly for the purpose of socalled "loving the Lord".

That guy is such a Jackson Goodell, he told on me and Kyle for having tea in a Starbucks waterbottle.

by lilShmeeg&band May 16, 2017

golden mouthwash

Urinating during an oral felatio.

Unnamed female receiving golden mouthwash from occupant of H18 Rootes, Warwick University

by krispy_fresh April 27, 2009