gomer pile

To suck at River Falls baseball.

Eric Resch: Damn Gomer Pile dropped another fly ball, now we hit the 10 run rule.

by thatoneguy11 October 21, 2008

pickup truck gomer

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.

The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.

by Rory O'Doul June 4, 2018

Gomer the Butt Turtle

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019

Gomer

An ugly male with an abnormally large forehead.

God damn look at that forehead! He’s a massive gomer.

by BruhMoment11 August 11, 2020

Gomer

Dude hand me the homer over there

When you ask for something but can’t remember its name you say hand me that gomer over there.

by Big Daddy Roger B March 11, 2024

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011