goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.

It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.

by elliofo July 14, 2021

Gooch

The area between ass and your balls... aka ... the taint

Gooch isnt so bad . Hes not a dick and hes not an asshole.

by B.Lady May 24, 2016

gooch taco

When you shit and rub it into your gooch and nut on it to make a cheese effect. And then you make your girl eat it.

Amanda really ate up my gooch taco last night.

by FlumboKing March 22, 2021

Gooch scoot boogie (GSB)

Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.

You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.

by Creamofyoda January 31, 2009

Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

by The Padre October 27, 2009

sweaty gooch

When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments

Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!

by Teflon Boi July 26, 2016