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Emo Gleamer

The Emo version of a Gleamer. They think they are a normal emo just because of the fact that they use a lot of eyeliner, and wear dark colors, but in reality, they are usually just Twenty One Pilots. They aren't hardcore enough for metal, and most of the time, just rock in general. They religiously believe that Billie Eilish is goth when in reality shes just an overblown pop singer.
Yo, i just talked to that Emo Gleamer. I told her she wasn't a real emo, and she was like "I am a real emo, but metal is too hardcore for me, I only listen to pop music. B-But I'm still an emo!!"
by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019
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gleasy

Adj. Having an unnatural ammount of oil in ones hair; Impregnated, smeared with, or containing grease; greasy.
Steve Nash's hair is so gleasy that I could wipe his head on my door hinges to keep them from squeeking.
by jgraye May 6, 2006
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glamstep

so i hear all this pretty music coming out of your speakers here at the mall parking lot...

i feel like that little teen ho walkin around in the pink plad miniskirt would totally love it!

ya man, i think its called glamstep cuz its so glammy

uhhhh dont u mean CLAMSTEP????????????
by leena leen October 10, 2008
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Gleason

An asshole who loves to put shampoo down your dick while your sleeping and jerk off to billy Madison
I once saw a Gleason and I was scared
by Fappy man October 7, 2018
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Gleamer

A younger, most likely middle school aged female who uses VSCO, and Tik Tok constantly. They usually try their best to get the most attention they can possibly get. They make dumb amounts of noise with hydroflasks in class, and always smack gum as loud as possible. They usually are super interested in boy bands, kpop, and/or Twenty one pilots. There are many variations, including emo gleamer, and gamer gleamer. They also love to post their friends names on The Urban Dictionary with descriptions of their specific friends. Synonyms include dumb bitches, and VSCO Girls.
Man, goddamn, I sit next to a stupid Gleamer in class, and she makes the most fucking noise a human can possibly make with that stupid fucking hydroflask
by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019
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gleason

To immediately throw away something that you know you will not keep later. (related) To jenny gleason is to completely purge oneself of all but life's essentials.
Ryan gleasoned his yogurt lid medal immediately following the office olympics, despite Pam looking on, reasoning that he would eventually toss it later anyways.
by lazycalifornian August 4, 2007
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gleasters

A streak of shit left in the back of the underpants. Usually caused by an overfilled colon during some type of physical activity.
After returning home from a long bike ride, Mary noticed gleasters in her panties as she was preparing to shower.

It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.

Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.

My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.
by jrquixote December 10, 2006
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