Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.

Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."

by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021

gander

a guess based on only assumptions

I'm gonna take a gander that you and jon hooked up last night

by B-sauce December 18, 2004

Gander

Someone from or living in the state of Michigan.

Gander Pride

by Gander Country 18 April 27, 2009

Gander

For lazy people who dont have time to say gangsta
also, Ganda

Bro, that shyt is gander as

by popstar324 April 2, 2011

gander

white trash, eats roadkill,

that gander over there just knocked out a tooth chomping down on that raccoon bone

by vimal October 27, 2005

Gandersnatch

A choose your own adventure style porno.

I just wanked to that latest gandersnatch and man did that get weird quick.

by Physicist1717 January 7, 2019

ghander

to take a quick look at Ghandi, preferably to do it sneakily

i just had a ghander, dnt think he saw me though

by alf-ace February 22, 2008